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sizzleshorts:

commiekinkshamer:

i would pay a lot of money for a complete list of everyone who’s ever had a crush on me

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(via applebeespie)

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via gnarly)

iamprogress:

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

(Source: therealxtina, via naan-kat)

thepunkrocker:

thescentofsouls:

I’ll respect your opinion as long as your opinion doesn’t disrespect my existence.

THIS PHRASE SHOULD BE WRITTEN EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD 

(via best-of-text-posts)

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

(via epic-humor)

sensxal-bliss:

Me every time I’m hungry

(Source: itspinkfridaybitch, via gnarly)

(Source: idlers-beatle-dream, via gnarly)

unclefather:

when u accidentally open ur front camera and ur sitting there like

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(Source: isqueezedrobertplantslemon, via gnarly)